designed in amsterdam | Made in portugal

socks that do more than just get you laid


they’re like bath robes for your feet

Whats cosier than curling up in your bathrobe on Sunday after a late night of too many G&Ts, and waking up in a stranger’s bed?

We don’t have the answers to cleanse your spirit you sick f*ck, but we do have the right socks to make you forget all about it - till next weekend of course.

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And they slap you into shape

Remember folks, it’s not about how strong you are, it’s about how strong people think you are.

Hellas make your legs look good so you can go back to working out arms everyday, or as we like to call it, a full body workout.

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F*ck Yeah
it’s premium

$15.99 is a lot for a pair of socks. With that kind of cheddar,
you could go to Starbucks and buy 3 Grande Vanilla whipped Frappucinos with 41 pumps of who gives a f*ck.

OR you could have what might be, the most comfortable
sock known to humankind. Your call.

  • Extra long Staple Cotton
  • Anatomic Arch Compression
  • Ventilation Mesh
  • Cushioned Footbed

this many people couldn’t be wrong, could they?

Amiya Chandler

"Honestly can't stop wearing these everywhere I go. They were not kidding. Absolutely in love with my Hellas!"

Conor Downey

"The only pair of socks I trust to keep me safe at a festival - god speed Hellas I'll be buying for years to come."

Douglas Levy

"They said it was the most comfortable sock I'd ever own, and damn it they were right. Love these!"

Fun stuff we do that no one else does

30 Days Get Laid or Return It Policy

You read that right. If your new socks don’t get you laid within 30 days, return them hassle-free. If your socks still dont get you laid in 60 days, well, it's probably not the socks...

100% Lifetime Happiness Guarantee

We don’t sleep well at night if we have even the slightest doubt you’re not 100% happy with your Hellas experience. We’ll do whatever it takes cause f*ck it, we’re sleep deprived enough as it is.

Great F*ckin Customer Service

Got a problem with your delivery? Just talk to us. Got an issue with your socks? Just talk to us. Literally anything - just talk to us. Last week a customer called crying about his dead goldfish #sushifordinner

Hellas 2.0